Spoof Text - Sugar Doomsday



                One hot midday, it was very hot, too hot until my bone were melting. I was too afraid to move even for an inch, so I spent the day watching movie and drinking pop ice under the AC. It was a heaven activities in hell situation. All of sudden, my mom called my name and asked me to buy sugar in the shop.
                I did not want to go, my body was chilled just imagining of how hot it was walking outside burning under the sun, but I did not want my mom turning me into a stone like Malin Kundang. With a great unwillingness, I grabbed my brother’s hat – too lazy to look for an umbrella, and went to the shop.
                One step from  the door, it was hotter than my imagination. I did not want to walk on the street, which did not have any single shade, it will kill me. So I walked through neighbour’s yard, it saved my time even if  I had to pass some obstacles like stinky chicken coop, disturbing clothes line and wild dog.
In the shop, people were looking at me, whispering, sometimes giggling by themselves. I got the sugar.  Mission completed and it was time to back home. I was walking through the street since it was not as hat as minutes ago. People still looking at me, but I tried to ignore until my friend appeared and patted my soldier “Hey dude, you wear those kind of hat?”
“Yes, am I looked cool? It is because I am hot, wearing this hat refreshing my brain” I answered.
“But is it a new kind of fashion to put a red underwear on the hat?”
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